"I run six-to-eight miles a day, plus weights and aerobics in the lunch hour. I also lie a lot, which keeps me thin." - HUGH LAURIE

"Turns out not where but who you're with that really matters.”- DAVE MATTHEWS

"You can't lick the system. You can give it a damned good fondling, though." - HUGH LAURIE

"When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists." - STEPHEN FRY

"I think a good philosophy is instead of 'Just say no', just say yes, at least once"- DAVE MATTHEWS

"I don't think of comedy and drama as separate things. Life is life." - HUGH LAURIE

"I would never lie. I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation."- FOX MULDER

"As soon as you start to analyze something then whatever magic it has evaporates." - HUGH LAURIE

"You don't sit down and write a wish list about the person you are going to fall violently in love with. It just doesn't work like that." - STEPHEN FRY

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." - WOODY PAIGE

"Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave." - STEPHEN FRY

"I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit." P.G. WODEHOUSE